Pissing People Off/Transcript


 * Nacie: Alright, what's wrong?
 * Rebecca Parham: [to Nacie] I don't know what it is, but for the past few days, I've been pissing off everybody I meet. Watch. [to the lady] Hello.
 * Lady: Oh my gosh, what a bitch.
 * Rebecca Parham: [to Nacie] See? I'm not even trying. I don't know what to do. Tell me, Nacie. Am I pissing you off?
 * Nacie: You always piss me off.
 * [Rebecca cries]
 * Nacie: But seriously, who cares?
 * Rebecca Parham: What?
 * Nacie: You can't avoid pissing people off every now and then. I mean, look at Jesus. He was the son of God and he pissed people off. What makes you think you could do any better? Look, all you can do is be polite and do your own thing. And if anyone has a problem with that, they can go jump off a cliff.
 * Rebecca Parham: I guess you're right. Thanks. Hey, The Annoying Orange is on tonight. You want to watch it with me? I did it again, didn't I..?